Our Masterclass is now $6,000. And it's not for sale. I gave you everything - 50% off of a 93% discount, $18,000 gear giveaway, a RECORD DEAL??? I don't even know what I was thinking. We could have really had something together. Made great music. We would have made YOUR album!  Brought it into this world and raised it... who knows maybe even put it on a curated playlist... but you didn't believe in me. 

 

But you know what I'm glad because I learned something about myself- I have value. You didn't see that and if I'm being honest with myself I didn't see it before either. I tried to give you things for free but what I really needed was to FREE MYSELF. Omg that feels so refreshing to admit. I feel like a new person, someone who can be on their own and be... self-produced? I don't know maybe I'm talking crazy here. I'm just so confused!

 

I do love you. And I want you in my life but you hurt me and I can't just take you back. I've been listening to a lot of Ellie Goulding lately and I just feel like I've been in my Delirium for YEARS and it's time for me to move onto my Brightest Blue, y'know? I just need some space to think and maybe release a double album. Let's just collaborate with other people for a while and see how things go, okay?

 

You left some things at the recording studio. You should come pick them up when you have a chance. I don't think it's a good idea for me to be there when you stop by so I'll just leave the key outside under that rock where we first met... you know the one. I tripped on it and you said "Watch out for that rock" and then I said "Watch out for that roll" and I fell and broke my arm lol. We had some good times right?

 

Your Peavy is in the back where you left it. There's some medium guitar picks in the Altoid tin by the mixing board. They must be yours 'cause you know I only use Chibson Jumbo Hand Picks. You can have the Marimba too. It just... isn't gonna fit the sound I'm going for anymore. 

 

Well, I guess this is it then. I'm sure I'll eventually put the Masterclass back on sale. But when I do it'll be at a reasonable price that reflects my real value. If you need something to remember me by you can buy a t-shirt before you go. There's free shipping for orders over $35 so if you buy two of them... you get it. 

 

I don't want to give you the wrong impression but... if you want to stalk me on social media you can find Serious Gear on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram. 

 

xoxo

Serious Gear Masterclass

$6,000.00Price